How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?