What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do vampires always look sick?
It's Crowded!
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?