What's the saddest part of the week?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do surfers go to school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do diners never serve lobster?