What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do scientists freshen their breath?