What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you make a bandstand?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
