Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What type of car do planets buy?