What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the politest month?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?