What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
