What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a tree's least favorite month?