What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?