What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How does a witch play loud music?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?