What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
