What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call an Irish spider?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What condiment has wings?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a flying police officer?