What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
