What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did autumn say to summer?
How do you get straight A's?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?