Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What animals love to close envelopes?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?