What animal always goes to heaven?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?