What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where does water do all its banking?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?