What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Which plant has the best roar?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you talk to a giant?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you give a pony with a cold?