What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a bee's favorite novel?