How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?