How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?