How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What animal should you never play poker with?