What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do books sleep?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What fish only swims at night?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How many insurance policies do cats need?