How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do termites go camping?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What was the first animal in space?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?