How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why was the fish so smart?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
