Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?