What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What car can't keep a secret?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do trees have so many friends?