Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do mice need oiling?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?