Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did electricity win the race?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?