How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do bees gossip?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why can you never find the number nine?