What horn never makes a sound?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do two skunks argue?