Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
