Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do ducks have for lunch?
