Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?