How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a dog's favorite city?