Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?