How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
Why is winter considered holy?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a smelly horse?
