How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?