Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?