What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How was the wedding?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What animal floats best?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?