Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Can February March?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?