What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
It's allergy season again?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't ants get sick?