What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are the mountains so tired?