What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do bees chew?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do horses say to greet each other?