What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why is the beach so confident?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
