What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What farm animal is best at karate?