Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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What car does Yoda® drive?
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What type of birds stay together forever?
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Can February March?
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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?