Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?