Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why can't you trust a pig?