What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do bees chew?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?