Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
