How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How much money does a skunk have?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How does the moon cut her hair?