How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do bees say in the summer?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What animal floats best?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?