What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?