What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal has the most fun?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?