Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is winter considered holy?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?