Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How does dinner smell?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?