How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is the coolest country?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?