What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?