How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do frogs get to work?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
