Which type of traveler is the calmest?
The no-mad.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How can you farm during the winter?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
