What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?