Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?