Why did the mare gain weight?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a sad latte?