Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?