Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?