Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What sport are eggs the best at?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
