Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?