Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?