How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you make a bandstand?