Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cows like being told jokes?