What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What makes music in your hair?