What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What day do hands always go to church?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What are the strongest days of the week?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?