What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
