What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What was the first animal in space?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?