What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?