What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call an angry monkey?