Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do snowmen get information?