What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How did the tree get lost?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the cat so small?