What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Surprise!!!!
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
