Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which plant has the best roar?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why are bakers so good at math?