Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a short cow?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
