What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How was the wedding?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is sand so optimistic?