Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How does a penguin build its house?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?