What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do cows wear bells?
What animal floats best?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?