What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is the smallest lion?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?