What day never takes itself seriously?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do elves learn in school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?