What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do mice bring on a picnic?