What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?