Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do cows say on NYE?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
It's allergy season again?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
