What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What animal floats best?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which animals make the most honest judges?