What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?