What's a frog's favorite year?
A leap year!
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How can you make 7 even?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?