What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?