What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?