What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What car can you only see twice a year?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How do billboards talk?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why was the pirate late for work?
