Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?