What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the mime upset?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How was the wedding?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?