What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
