What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?