What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do horses navigate at night?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?