What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?