What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is the best day to go to the beach?