What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How long will dinner be?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?