Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?