What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?