What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do fairies always drink?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?