What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
