What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are turtles so shy?