Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
When does a horse talk?
What did one angel say to the other angel?