What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a happy cowboy?