Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What horn never makes a sound?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?