Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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What's a doll's favorite car?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do cows like to dance to?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
