Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?