What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the bud so shy?