What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are books always so angry?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What season begins with a thud?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
