Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What table can you never sit at?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?