Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?