Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the math book sad?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?