Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?