Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a henway?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do cats love to work?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?