What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
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What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?