What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?