Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal likes to party the most?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
