Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?