Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How does dinner smell?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?