Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is grass so dangerous?