Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?