Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How can you make 7 even?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the opposite of irony?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?