What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What sport do horses love to play?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of bird can write?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?