What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What's the slowest 5k?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?