What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
