Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is money so stubborn?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the elk have great hair?