Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?