Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why do all the planets get along?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?