Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?