Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
