Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?