Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What makes music in your hair?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?