Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?