What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do surfers go to school?