Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?