What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do polar bears vote?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
