What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?