What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How much money does a skunk have?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?