What does a lion call an antelope?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?