What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Families are like fudge.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
