What do Scottish toads play?
Where do vampires keep their money?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?