What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the opposite of irony?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?