What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?