What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What animal makes the best lunches?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?