Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which fly makes films?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?