What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Do dads always snore?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you find at the end of everything?