What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which subject has two parts?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
