My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?