Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Can February March?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?