Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What goes zzub, zzub?
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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of music do planets like?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?