Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why was the dog so popular?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do termites go camping?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is the coolest country?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
