My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?