What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How are mountains able to see?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?