If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?