If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?