What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?