What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Can February March?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
When do cows get tired?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the difference between soccer and football?