What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do jokesters study in college?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?