What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
When do mice play every day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What nationality is Santa Claus?