What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you organize a space party?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do books sleep?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
