What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?