Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What fish only swims at night?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
