What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why is winter considered holy?