What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How can you make 7 even?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?