What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?