What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which singer could always break a five?
What vehicles are in the best shape?