What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?