What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
